婚姻

一次婚姻有了經驗，兩次婚姻成了專家。


婚姻是什麽呢？

多年的女友懷孕了，婚姻是“奉子成婚，養兒育女”。

新婚夜，新郎向新娘說：

“我還没向你求婚呢？” “你願意嫁給我嗎？”

“都這樣了，還有其他的選擇嗎？” 新娘望著肚子說。

十八年後的一天，老妻望著老夫說：

“同時愛上兩個男人有什麽錯？”

老夫心裏想，“還真給顔面，没說愛上別人，不要你了。”


老夫子的經驗一: “奉子成婚不是婚。“


那婚姻又是什麽呢？


同居多年的女友一直催促著：

”一直這樣子算什麽？“ ”好吧，我們生個小孩結婚給名份吧！“

所以婚姻是 ”為同居正名，給名份“。

一年多後，新夫發現新妻外遇的事實。

”這只是肉體的行爲，你就真的這麽的在意！“ 新妻揄揶的說。

新夫心裏想, “哎呀！又不是處女嫁給我，真的在意早在意了。偷情就是偷情，還需要找藉口搪塞嗎？”


老夫子的經驗二： “同居是同居，不會因正名而成為婚姻。“


洋人在婚禮上縂是要新郎新娘雙方念念一份婚姻的契約誓詞，當然念歸念，至於婚後遵不遵守隨人喜好囖！

Now you will feel no rain, for each of you will be shelter for the other.
Now you will feel no cold, for each of you will be warmth to the other.
Now there will be no loneliness, for each of you will be companion to the other.
Now you are two persons, but there is only one life before you.
May beauty surround you both in the journey ahead and through all the years,
May happiness be your companion and your days together be good and long upon the earth.

"Treat yourselves and each other with respect, and remind yourselves often of what brought you together.
Give the highest priority to the tenderness, gentleness and kindness that your connection deserves.
When frustration, difficult and fear assail your relationship - as they threaten all relationships at one time or another - remember to focus on what is right between you, not only the part which seems wrong.
In this way, you can ride out the storms when clouds hide the face of the sun in your lives - remembering that even if you lose sight of it for a moment, the sun is still there.
And if each of you takes responsibility for the quality of your life together, it will be marked by abundance and delight."